LEO'S LOUD MEGAPHONE SOCIETY

Welcome to the most esteemed organization in all the land: LEO's Loud Megaphone Society! Our fearless leader, LEO, has taken it upon himself to amplify the voices of the masses. With a megaphone in hand, he's ready to shout the news to the world... or at least, to the nearby park.

Our motto? "Crescendo, Non Decrescendo!" (Latin for "Louder, Not Louder!")

MEMBERSHIP BENEFITS

As a member of our esteemed society, you'll enjoy:

• A complimentary megaphone, perfect for shouting at children in the park
• Bulk discounts on all our official megaphones and megaphone-themed merchandise
• A free subscription to our monthly "Megaphone Musings" newsletter

NEWS

LEO's Megaphone Mishaps

Our fearless leader, LEO, had a bit of a mishap last week when his megaphone accidentally amplified the sound of his farts. We're still working on getting the odor under control.